Green Pants by Michael Hurwicz (aka Stammers Rameau)
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I wear green pants, my name is Bob
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I fix cash registers, that's my job
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Call up the office, and tell us what's wrong
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And I'll be there before too very long

If your lights don't light, or your bells don't ring
I know how to fix all of those things
It may take a while, but most of these things'll
Turn out to be something basically simple
Simple ...

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A cash register makes no pollution
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And I've never seen one used as a weapon
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So as long as they keep on a-paying me
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I'm gonna put on my green pants and repair 'em
I will repair 'em
Watch me repair 'em

Makes you angry, and it makes you blue
When your cash register quits on you
Send for me, my name is Bob
I'll fix your cash register, that's my job

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